Smart little girl

A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. '
Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed
to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.' 'OK', the little
girl says, 'How much do you weigh?' 'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are
personal questions and are really none of your business.' Undaunted, the little
girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 'That's enough questions,
young lady! Honestly!' The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends
begin to play. ' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says
to her friend. 'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her
driver's license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' Later that
night the littl e girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are. You are 32.'
The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out? 'I also know that
you weigh 130 pounds.' The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 'How in
Heaven's name did you find that out?' 'And,' the little girl says
triumphantly,'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' 'Oh really?' the mother
asks. 'Why?' 'Because you got an F in sex.'